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So if we all listened to god, what would the world be like? Would we be happy? Would it be a perfect Utopia?


 That happens to be what most people dont ask, the christian religion has often advocated that God represents a perfect society. Thus he has laid down a set of absurd, and quite inexecutable rules and lifestyles. The narrow dogma known as any religion that follows the laws of God, Jehova, Allah etc love to use the quite hypocrisy to deny people their natural, and even carnal instincts and desires. They never provide an answer to any of this, they adopt and opine on the fact that the only answer they need is because God says so and God is just.
 Well I dont think we should stand for it, why listen to God? So we can go to heaven? Is heaven even real, why rely so closly on a Spiritual pipe dream to become nothing by a hypocritical martyr serving something that claims to have created you, and says that they are right.

What is God?


 No matter how you look at it, God is a fairy Tale. Much like children believe in Santa, because it makes them happy to know there is someone out there who cares about them enough to bring them presents. If you think about it then god becomes the imaginary friend for grown ups, a person to converse with, who actually cares. The image and statue that can make everything better.
 Many adults say that you have to try to make everything better, when so many of them think that whispering in the night to a "T" with a man on it (i.e a crucifix) because he will make everything better, just cause you asked. God as an apparition was thought up by man, a clearly depressed man, (or groups of them) who were fed up with believing in Odin, or Anubis, or Buddah, because these beliefs did not satisfy them.
 Continuing our story, these people began to fool themselves that if they lived to the moral standards of what They Believed were "right" then they would become worthy in the eyes of a being that they had relinquished their power to, to make a deity that controlled their actions. It seems so much more believable when a God is omnipotent and omnipresent.
 As Anton LaVey said," Man is the only creature who can fool himself," so if you believe in something long enough it comes true, in a sense. These people began to think, began to grow. This figure of "God" now had all lifes answers, he had a place to go when you died, a place of happiness. People began to think," Hmm this guy god says if I do this then i get to go to paradise. Sounds reasonable."
 Upon having many stories to tell, this god was now the factor in which people placed all their energy in, they gave him a form, a name and story because by surrendering their "godly" powers they had given them a form that gave them a purpose they were to stupid to find on their own.
 God is Love, its so easy to find away out of the world that seems so cold and unhappy by devoting your life to a higher cause that you think is more powerful than you.
 Summerizing all my typing," God is a imaginary friend who has the best promise for an afterlife." Honestly, if you start thinking there is a factor that controls you, and your future happiness then why wont you want to appease it?

What God Says


 The "faith" word is strongly advocated here, he provides you with no proof of his existance. He simply expects that belief in him grows until you are spending all your time in church just to go to Heaven. People never pray to god in hopes on anyone else, they will only ever have themselves in mind. That is the main hypocrisy of God, one of the great struggles one faces when taking the right hand path, is the great idea of being selfless, when in taking the path they only have themselves in mind, not the salvation of others. When they try to convert, when they pray for world peace or any other shit they try to get themselves into heaven, even on an unconscious level they really only care about their entry to the "pearly gates" no matter how much they deny it.
 One of many contradictions that ensue in their religion. If you want to read up more im sure there are several wikis dedicated to all the hypocrisy.
 The Main thing that happens here is because God simply doesnt give us enough. If a group of people many many years ago founded a religion just to make themselves happy because they lacked the ability to do so, Why does it have so much influence now? 23.5 % of the world today is some mix of Christian, More than 18% is Islamic, and 2.5% is Jewish. (all according to the Encyclopedia Brittania of 2000 so these numbers have possibly gone up) thus a grand total of 44% of the world follow the same God these people made up many years ago. (even though Islam was founded much sooner than them, but they follow the same god if you think about it so they go on that list). SO why all the influence? because people have a good imagination, fantasy is needed for a fun life, it makes people feel better to believe in God, but why? Because they have Faith. Because they dont care if god never comes down and actually proves he is real, If god came down from heaven, and gave me proof of his existance i would then be motivated to follow him. But instead the image of God says," Believe me im just." (of course thats me summing it up) but since people made up god and spread his word, its the same as a person walking up to you on the street and saying," I am god, I am the truth, Worship me because i created you. I have no proof, but you have faith so you will now believe in me." I mean any christian today will deny that and use symbollic coincidences to try and prove god exists, but when if they really thought about it then it would make my "ridiculous" satement the truth. So basically if they so believe in God, then if i walked up to them and said "I am god" then they would have to believe me right? I can argue this for hours...
 Even funnier is when you beat a christian in a religious arguement then all they will say is "i will pray for you" HAHHAHAhAHHA XD why pray for me? Will it bring you closer to heaven spiritually? will it make you happier? in that case you really dont care about me. And since i am a satanist, the word satan meaning adversary, that would mean i am your enemy, since you have to pray for your enemy, your enemy being the Devil that would mean you have to pray for the devil right? And since praying for the Devil makes you a Devil Worshipper, that would mean your evil.
 So the choice you are presented with is the lesser of two evils. But God says there is never a lesser of two evils, so you must always choose the right thing. Is there a right thing here? Either you dont pray for everyone, and become sinful, or your pray for the Devil, and you become even more sinful! What else is there, what can you do? You can spend the rest of your life arguing in your head about this, why torment yourself? Because its the "right thing to do, because a person who tells me to contradict myself and get rid of my life so i can go to a place i can never know exists, says so"
 
The Balance


 Why is god so popular? In the words of Anton LaVey," The devil is the best friend the church has ever had," This is not only funny as hell. But far to true. See if people just heard that," believe in god, and go to heaven," it wouldnt say what would happen if you didnt. Now they use a figurehead, one that appeals to the nature of the beast. One that will scare people into believing in their god. Thus comes the great balance, SATAN!!!!
 Now the statement is," Worship god, or go to hell." WHy not be afraid of hell? its scary, so by inventing a character that everyone can hate, you give them reason to follow god. What do people do when they are about to die? Pray. Ask for absolution, even if they never once prayed before. Because as you lay dying then you start to think," Oh shit i could go to hell." Fear is what Christianity advocates, along with the promise of happiness. But for my taste the religion has to many heresay "ifs" and "buts".
 If your a christian and reading this, then even you can think," Its so much easier to follow a person who says they can not only give you Bliss, but keep you from chastisement."
 God wants us to give up our lives so we can avoid a horrible eternity. Because honestly, eternity is much longer than life XD.
 But what if there is no afterlife? what if your life is the only thing you get? Then you will wake up after death and have the time to think," Fuck i just wasted my entire existance!"

The great Satanic Scare!


 Through out history Christianity has evolved from a stupid self deceit system, into a scam for obedience. We have seen many scams the church uses, satan being the number one. They hope the world will become all christians so they have no opposition. (Later down the page i will discuss what the world will be like if we all listened to God. Thats why i started this page.)
 Lets have a few examples:
-Pope Leon wanted his church to have a great painting, so he sold indulgences. He said," Give me money and a sin will be forgiven" obviously a scam for money cause honestly, how can you compete with that offer!. Well so many people had their sins forgiven, it seems less indulgences were being sold. The lo and behold he said," If you buy more indulgences then your future sins will be forgiven." Once again another indulgence rush occured. Then it evolved into," You can get your family members forgiven! Even dead ones in hell, buy enough indulgences and They will go to heaven!." Come on people, how often does God forgive people because their rich! Yet another example of Christianity and their ultimate stupidity!

-My Personal favorite story is the great scare. Many years ago, the church invented the "Black Mass theory" stating that if you werent baptised, or your baby then evil devil worshippers will kidnap you and sacrafice you. That would have been a good story to draw people in and it did. But the funny part is the Church made it all up! Then the best part is the church later that year put a price on baptisms! XD tell me if you see the scam in that.

Jesus kills!


 My Father once told me," jesus has killed more people than the Black Plague, and has caused more unhappiness then all the economic depressions in history." To true (isnt my dad awesome?) think about it. For every baby, mother, father, brother sacraficed in the "satanic" masses, how many more died in wars over God? How many Muslims, jews, Christians have died for God? How many innocents have died due to witch hunts? Just tell me how many people have these religions killed?!
 How many Homosexual people are miserable because of Christianity? How much misery have people gone through because they turn to god to make everything better when he does nothing? Can you come up with that number...
 Point is, just how many innocent have been hurt due to the belief in God? How often have you heard about "Satan" and his followers killing people? Satanists today would never harm a person like that! We allow Gay people to be gay, we open our doors to "sinful" people that really have done nothing wrong.
(another thing about gayness, is the fact that people are made fun of it, but why? The answer is because god says its wrong. If your reading this, please tell me how gayness hurts anyone? i just dont get the hatred toward a natural thing like gayness)
 Christians look for reason to harm people, if a person is a Wiccan, they must be burned. A muslim is a devil worshipper and must be hanged, a Atheist must be corrected for they are wrong. Dont you see what your God does to people? Personally i dont care about people, but i dont think its fair anyone should suffer over something non-existantant and his rules, if anyone should suffer its because they deserve it, not because a imaginary friend says so!

God is a Racist

[I will use the term "colored people" here, i dont mean any offense, and i dont mean to bash anyone! But i dont have a better term to use! So read the red print before you start calling me racist!]

 This will be a small statement because it doesnt happen anymore. But mostly around the 18th and 19th century (even sometimes today) people used to see black people as the Devil, simply because of their skin. Like Huckleberry Finn said in Mark Twains book, when he was helping a black man named Jim he had the choice to turn him in because he was told that if you helped a black man you would go to hell. WEll after all he concluded he wont make Jim suffer, so he said," I will go to hell." Its stupid that he thinks he would go to hell for helping a person of a different skin color!
 Really im not one to care about "colored people" (sorry to everyone, but i hate using that term! no offense intended to anyone!), like Martin Luther King JR. said," Judge people not by the color of their skin, but by their actions." so if you want to be a racist at least do it for the right reasons, hate people of a different color because they have wronged you and proven they dont like you. Great for you thats your thing, but dont hate "Colored people" just cause they have black, yellow, red, or even white skin and "God" says they are the devil! thats just flat out stupid.
 Luckily those thoughts are only in the KKK and various other individuals. So i used the "God Is racist" fact as a historical reference to the Christian disease.

What is The Devil?


 The Roman word "lucifer" means keeper of light, using this name the christians wanted an example, an example of what happens when you fall from the light of God. Mixing other devils and demons from other religions (mostly polytheistic and animistic ones like the greek or Roman gods). The apperance and story of Satan is used to describe what God doesnt want people to be like, he is a fairy tale used to scare people into Church.
 The image most people see Satan as having, is half goat half human (baphomet for example). Well that can from Satyrs, and the God Pan. So why is it used? Humans as an animal (getting into that later) have invented ways to seperate themselves because we think that being an animal is degrading and disgusting. So making a figurehead of evil appear as half animal only makes him more disgusting. He helps christians in many ways:
1. He scares people into church
2. He helps christians make people decieve themselves that they are not animals.
3. He Gives people a person to blame, rather than god.

Satan, Lucifer, Belial, Leviathan


 The four kings of hell, the one universal being that has been created by the true satanist religion by Anton LaVey. These four are the rulers of the truth, they tell people that their lives dont have to be devoted to God. Inspiring Humanist thoughts and using greater and Lesser magics as tool. Removing misery and suffering. Read the Satanic Bible for more information.
 The cool part is, these guys dont exist! They are symbols, not idols to be worshipped, Satan is the part in us that holds the animalistic value of life, the dark lord teaches us to avoid god, and how to be happy by not limiting your perfectly natural actions. Things like Sex, gayness, greed etc are not evil, there is no evil, no good. nothing to devote yourself to, you are a god!
 As a human we have the ability to make choices, things like god trap us into making one choice all your life, on this path you miss many things, the four kings are what divide humans from the christian beast. These four require no worship, no prayer toward them. Nothing, just be a human, walk on all fours (as a metaphor) and dont think of good and evil, just think of the moment, and what the moment brings.

The Seven Deadly tools


 The seven deadly sins are embraced by the side of you that is named Satan, Lucifer, Belial, and/or leviathan. These are not sins, they are tools, things that lead to emotional, physical and social gratifacation (if you are in high school health class you learn that all three of those are the key to being healthy). Whereas God likes to tell you not to do these things, you can never live up to your potential and be healthy by following god.

Greed


 Greed is the most powerful of all tools. Greed is ambition, drive, the courage to get what you want and want more for yourself to be happy. Being what it is greed is also deadly, having to much is never the matter, but how you handle it can hurt! In lieu of never getting what you want, you can get to much to keep. Sometimes you must make mutual deals to get what you want. Caring only about yourself is good, but sometimes to get what you want most means caring of others. Like if you have a lover, if you dont care about your lover then you get nothing out of them when you could potentially get the most from anyone.
 Lesson about greed, use it in a productive way, dont be a self serving asshole, share what you get and you will get a sweet return. Its easy and a simple process that so many ignore. But with god, you will never have greed, never have that drive to be greedy and get what you want, thus limiting yourself, making yourself miserable. And also depriving others of what they deserve out of you.

Sloth


 One of my favorites, when god says sloth is evil, he means you must always give to the world, until it hurts. XD well give enough, but dont out do yourself! Be lazy, take a vacation sometimes, lay down and rest. Feel free to sit on your fat ass all day if you have nothing to do all day! simple as that!

Anger


 Hard to describe actually, anger like greed is a double sword. Hard to use but not convulse into, anger is used to defend yourself from outside forces. Be it physical defense and mental. You need anger to defend everything, rather then just saying "I surrender because God says i cant get angry!". But its hard to justify anger, using it to much will indulge your life in it, you cant be happy while your angry, use anger to be happy, then use happiness to avoid anger as best as you can. Humans use anger so they dont have to anymore. God says anger is bad, well i say its bad to rob people of their natural defense called Anger!

Envy


 Look at greed, envy is helpful like greed is. Want what your neighbor has, it leads you to a point where you can get it! Envy is a drive! a motivation, but it can have harmful effects. Just decide what you want, and then using YOUR morals and values find best how to get it. Never use GODS morals and values, or else you will never get it!

Lust/Adultery


 Well this is the great posterboy why people become satanists, lets hope they dont do it just to get laid, but lust is what we need. Being lustful isnt a bad thing, having sex doesnt hurt anyone (possibly yourself, but you think about that before you do it) sex is our most natural instinct, sex can be love, as love can be sex. It doesnt ever hurt as long as it is a mutual agreement, rape is what must be avoided here people. Why we avoid rape, go ahead do it if you want, but i hope you get thrown in jail for as long as you can! Rape is a sick act, it hurts you as much as it hurts the other person, if you truly want to have sex with them, then its in your power to do so in a way that well "spreads the love". Sex is pleasurable for a reason, its fun, it can help relationships, sure it procreates, but if sex was made just for procreation then it would be a boring or painful act. Why must we limit ourselves from sex, the pleasure it brings, the release of stress to do it? the relaxation it will bring after, the whole "i love you so much you were so good." response you can get? If your a christian, look me in the eye and tell me how sex hurts people if you have it in a loving way?
 Temptation is our greatest tool, if a woman has nice legs (^^) then she should show them off to people to get her way! If sex will get you what you want, then do it there could be consequences to it, but thats why we make sure its what we want isnt it?
 Sex is becoming more appropriate, even in the church, nuns are wearing shorter skirts and priests like to hear about the juiciest sins a person has to offer (watch detroit rock city, that part when Jam was confessing was funny as hell.) But like i was saying soon the sins of sex (that people were burned for) will no longer be frowned upon, the nuns and the legs thing could evolve into nuns wearing skinny clothes (which i really dont mind because some nuns are really hot <- yes i stole that from the satanic bible...)

Vanity


 My favorite sin, as much as a person desires to be appealing, so they should do it! It makes a person happy to love their apperance, combing your hair, wearing new clothes, things that make you feel sexier help you get what you want. It makes you feel better about yourself, creating a world were you like what you see makes it easier to enjoy. God says, that vanity is harmful. Well whats wrong with loving yourself? If you make yourself so attractive that you feel you can run down the beach into your own arms, then voila, you are happier, and can get a mate easier.

Gluttony


 This word sounds so evil, but really if you like food, eat it. Eat pie until you get fat! Eat more, stuff yourself! Treat yourself to what you want, pies, candy, meat, beer, wine, liquor all these things that are tasteful to you, if you an afford them then spend your fill. If you feel fat, and dont like it, use vanity as a tool to become skinny again. If you complain you cant stop eating, then you are forcing yourself to be fat and you are removing potential! Work out and loose the weight, its never hard! Or if you want to be fat, go ahead, be fat, nothing wrong with fat people. Self control here is unnecessary unless you really want to look better or be healthier! Why should god tell you what you can and cant eat.
Words of Foamy the squirrel," If you want to be a fat ass, fine be a pig. If your an anorexic jackass with a thyroid problem, Fine be a twig!"

Well that sums the sins up, now if you can read all that and tell me why they are evil, without the phrase "god said so" please go ahead.

note: The word "evil" was first used by christians, the word evil is meant to describe affiliation with the opposite of morals and values god represents. But the most intresting fact is the word E-V-I-L is L-I-V-E backwards. think about that.

Christianity and culture.


 With lack of anything else to talk about i will go to the popular fact of culture. Humanity has developed all sorts of lifestyles, clothings, and music. None of which should be called evil, or good. People like Conservative Christians sheild themselves from all cultures, calling music, dress and ways of living evil. This statement is basically a challenge, we all know what god says about music, peircings, tattoos, clothing etc. I need not repeat it, so if you think its evil, tell me why, so i can prove you wrong. Rules of talking to me about this:
1. No using God as an excuse.
ha i just took away your weapon! :P

People and ignorance to my text


 I will now clarify what a few people cannot seem to realize, people have read this text and have completly sent it through one ear and out the other starting at the word "satanist". WEll i will now clarify!
 A satanist doesnt worship, acknowledge or believe in satan. when you see the word satan in this document look at it metaphorically.
-Satan is nothing more than a word/ figure.
-Satan is greek for "adversary" or "opposer"
-Satan is not a being
-Satan is the side of humans that is not god
 When i think religion i think of 2 sides, the right path, and the left path. The right path are Christians, wiccans, pagans, etc, anyone who believes in a god or spirit or anything like that, any monotheistic or polytheistic beliefs. A left hand path would be a satanist or aethiest. They do not worship or believe in a god. WE USE THEM AS METAPHORS!!!!!
 If you are going to be stupid and ignorant enough to say this contradicts itself by me worshipping satan, just know that i never once said i even believe in him.
 Satan is the figurehead of our animalistic thoughts and desires. A name that we have given our beliefs and theories, not because he is the devil and rules hell, because his name means "adversary"!!!!
 I will now repeat that in terms some people can actually comprehend. SATAN IS NOT REAL! I DO NOT WORSHIP HIM! HE REPRESENTS MY THOUGHTS BECAUSE I ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE AS A METAPHOR AND FIGURE STANDS FOR!!!!!

GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD BEFORE YOU ARGUE WITH ME



The conclusion


 Well anyways, youve heard my opinions, but why did i spend four hours bashing christianity? I have my reasons.
 I did not make this page to:
-Insult individual people
-Try to convert people to satanism
-Try to get people away from God.

Im putting it this way, whatever works for you great! If your a christian, muslim, Jew, protestant, or if you worship the great green arklesiezure from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. If it makes you happy, i dont give a shit, im not here to convert, im here to speak my mind. I dont force dogma on you so if you argue with me on anything, be a fucking adult about it! If you want to make me a christian go right ahead, im open to any comments on this page.
 Just know this, ive never gone to any christian wiki and bitched at them, i dont go to anything christian and try to insult them, i wait for them to come to me to act like an immature dickhead.

Im not interested in christianity as MY religion, dont force it on me


All i wrote this for is to have people say," Ah i never thought about things that way..." i want to let people know the beliefs of another person, and if they want agree to it. ask me questions, learn more. be open minded.

Now before i hear crap like," Well your not open minded, you probably dont even know anything about christianity." Im gonna make it simple for you, i know everything there is to know about religion!
i have read:
-The bible (twice)
-The Koran
-Parts of the Torah
-The satanic bible
-Satanic rituals
-Thelma by Crowley
-All the Magick books by Crowley
-Various biographies of religious figureheads

I have in my life been a: Christian, Pagan, Odinist, Gnostic, Atheist, Agnostic, and i pretended to be a muslim once or twice (god that was funny!) currently i pretend to be a christian around my family (helps me stay out of trouble) but in reality i am a true satanist. Out of all the religions i have been though, i have learned from and added them all together into one universal belief. adding them up into satanism was an easy task. And now thats what i call myself, and i believe i will the rest of my life because i have studied most every belief, and once again what i have removed from each of them makes me what i am today.

Think about that before you debate with me!

All this is the opinions, beliefs and ideas of [Nazarath the Maggot King] dont talk to me in message form, just argue, debate, or compliment me here.

Links:
-order of the ersatz christians
-RELIGION people always shove it down your throat
-www.churchofsatan.com
-A note on satanic ritual
-the bible: the book of contradictions

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Hail Satan!



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2007-03-02 [The Voice of Difference]: This person isn't on Elfpack yet, but may be soon.

2007-03-04 [Looni Commanda]: ... your a scary person... the picture at the end is very violent.

2007-03-07 [Child of God]: Indeed. I would be interested in chatting with this person should he come to elfpack, since I used to hold many of the same beliefs he argues here.

2007-03-09 [The Voice of Difference]: I don't care aboot the picture, I'm interested in the message.

2007-03-09 [The Voice of Difference]: -cough- Messege.

2007-04-02 [Looni Commanda]: the message is false! God exists...
did you know, that there is more proof on the earth that Jesus was around than George Washington? Scientists have the papers that were legal to put him to death! and if he didn't exist, the romans would have proof because they would have his dead body just to prove he did not reserect right? well... where is his body? the Romans hated him, and there was a bolder gaurding the door with two roman soldiers gaurding it. if they wanted to prove he didn't exist, they would have provided a body to give off the message that he was killed and did NOT reserect! But they didn't HAVE one! and how would a jew steal it if there was a bolder, and two roman gaurds standing in front of the cave he was put in? How would a jew get in to steal the body? he must have reserected! And for your information, you can't see god because there is not picture of him. He is love, and you can not physically see love! I am not yelling or mocking you, I am just explaining deeper detail in how faith works. There is more than enough proof, that he did indeed exist and is the son of God. god is real, not a fairy tail. My mom saw Jesus when she was in the hospital dying,.... she told me, and I totally believe her. She saw him when she was put in a burning closet by a man who was insane, and he also spoke to her! He is totally real! I feel so strongly that he exists, that I fell terribly hurt and distrusted when someone puts him down like this wiki does... when he was killed, he was put up on a cross, and hung there from nothing but nails holding him up, and a ring of thorns on his head, all for the people. And, if he wasn't the son of god, he would have just admitted it before he was HUNG BY HIS WRISTS ON A CROSS! don't you think so? I'm sorry... I am just... really hurt by the message you are trying to portray

2007-04-09 [The Voice of Difference]: First: Okay, Jesus of Nazereth existed. But, he wasn't the son of god, he was voted to that title by a council, and it was a slim win. Second, if you just plain out 'believe' your mother out of blind faith, you're a moron. She was more likely to have been halucinating than 'actually' seeing Jesus.

That whole, "God said it, I believe it, that's the end of it!" Is the wrong mentality to go by. Why don't you do some research and find out for yourself the injustices, than read this and go off something your mother said when she was 1. and I quote, "put in a burning closet." You know how many different kinds of fumes and hallucinigens are in fire smoke? And 2. "when she was in the hospital dying," hmmm...? I wonder what drugs the docter put her on that might have been to try and stop her from dying?

Another piont, there were two thieves that were crusified right after he was. That was just how they killed people back then. If he had lived in a different time, he might have been hung, and if that had happened, do you think you would have a man hung on a string on your wrist, with a little bag over his head? And, his ankles were nailed too!

I'm sure Nazereth would agree with me that 'God' doesn't exist and he's just a figure head, just as satan is.

2007-04-10 [Crzvmpr]: (I donated the picture to Nazarath on ET there is also a wiki for that...)

Question, should I put up that wiki (for the picture) on this site?

2007-04-10 [Looni Commanda]: There's a reason that the council voted he was son of god XP

how do you explain this than? When my mom was being beaten by the same man, she was going to take the car out of the driveway to run from him. Well, ironically, she heard a voice tell her not to take the car, and she didn't. She jumped out the window, and when she looked to the driveway, there was a truck with a boat hooked to it broken down in front of the car! how do you explain that? just a gut feeling? I doubt it. And she wasn't hallucinating!

1)when my mom was just married to my dad, she had a dream that her sister inlaw was going to have a baby and it would be named mark. her sister inlaw was pregnant, and the baby was very very very premature, and scared that the baby was going to die. Ironically, the baby survived, and she named it Mark. My mom had a dream after that about my grandma, and the dream was that she was screaming at her boss and calling him an 'inconsiderate loser who couldn't care less about anyone but himself'. word for word, and when she told my grandmother about the strange dream, my grandma was scared because in the other room about a day before my mom told her, she had said those exact words to the man. my mom is not a psychic, far from it. You still havn't brought me to not believeing.

He did exist, and was the son of god. how do you explain the body being gone, and why did the council vote on him being the son?

The jews didn't want a false messiah running around, so if Jesus didn't reserect they would have had his body to prove he was not the son of god right? well they didn't have the body! the body was gone! Jesus said that he would reserect, and that was one of the signs that he was the son of god. If you were killed on a cross, I doubt you would be able to somehow get out of a cave blocked by a huge massive rock and gaurded by two roman soldiers.

2007-04-10 [The Voice of Difference]: You said all of that before. If there were two guards, how did he get out?

And to explian how, it's called a story. It's not about what 'actually' happened, it's supposed to be a lesson in morality. That's the whole piont of the story. Obviously, you're too moronic to understand this.

Okay, so your mom has dreams about things, that happen to come true. I have those dreams all the time, and you are still believing your mother out of blind faith. Still moronic. Did you ask your grandmother about htat instance. There is nothing ironic about any of what you said.

The bit about the car, that's called 'decision making.'

The council voted him that because he was a preacher of a good moral code. Jesus didn't want to be, "the son of god." He just wanted people to be good, honest, caring, non-judgemental, open-minded people.

2007-04-12 [Looni Commanda]: It's not just a story

In a book called the Talmud, it explains all the things that happened in these times. The jews, even though they didn't want him to be their king, wrote down that there was a man named Jesus Christ who walked the earth. they didn't deny, that he did indeed perform miracles. He made the blind see, the deaf hear, and cured diseases. but, since they had to admit that he did do all these things, they called him a magician. They had to call him something,... so what else?
And The council voted him Son of god as a name. The correct Jewish term before was the Messiah, which means son of god. They called him this even in the beginning, because One of the prophecys that came true was that when the son of god was to be born, a Super nova would appear in the sky. It would be so bright, that you would even be able to see it in the day. Jewish astronomers even recorded this, and don't deny that that was one of the prophecys that he could not have helped being born in. They voted him 'son of god' because he fullfilled every single prophecy that was to be accomplished. He was to be born of the virgin mary, born when a super nova would occur, be born in a manger, in bethlahem, and be killed on a cross because of claiming a lie. He did claim he was the son of god. Scientists dug up his arrest records, and that he claimed he was the son of god. He did claim this! and he was put to death for it. He did not just want people to be good. The sky would grow dark, which it did, and an type of earthquake would occur. There is no denying that this all happened, because there is definate proof. In the Talmud, everything even the things that jews didn't want put in there, (miricles) were recorded. And when Jesus was put to death, there was a sign above his head 'king of the jews'. whoever wrote this wiki, claimed he read the bible twice, and parts of the Torah? Does he or you know, that the Torah is the first five books of the old testiment? So he either read not all the books of the old testiment, and all of the new testiment twice, or not at all. Parts of the Torah, would be parts of the old testiment.

2007-04-12 [The Voice of Difference]: You're just saying what's in the bible. We've heard it before.

What, so called 'Scientists'? Don't you think that if that were true, that it would be all over the news? Hello! Earth to dumbass! Do you ever stop to think? This would be one of the greatest discoveries of mankind, moron! What do you take me for? Do you check any of your facts, and go off anything other than the bible and what you're told? And if what you say about the 'death sentence papers' is true, why are you and your family the only ones who know about it?

I've read all four books of the old testiment. Genesis, Exodus, Numbers, the whole shabang. I've heard that story before. It's just a story, there is nothing other than those books that say otherwise, and if there are books made after it, even ask experts, they are based off of those books. Because some book says so, is not 'definitive' proof. It's biased at the least.

You ever heard of the Harry Potter books? Do you ever stop to think what later generations would think if you typed on that book, "A true story," or if people taught it to people like a holy scripture? You would have people arguing that that was true. People who knew better would tell you that it's bullshit, and a story, meant to teach morals and values, like every other book. But, Morons like you, would quote it and say it's 'definite' proof because that's the way your small impresionable mind is taught throughout your small and insignificant life. Eventually bastardizing it over the years and getting what we have today, where someone will get offended whenever someone has something to say agianst it.

2007-04-12 [Looni Commanda]: I'm not the only one that knows about them. I've seen them, and looked at them myself. Please, stop calling me a moron or dumbass. I don't call you these things even though you disagree with me... I am just trying to speak what I know and learn.

I know these things are real, because for one thing they were on the news. My grandfather's best friend was the man who found the dead sea scrolls, who died of a heart attack. He had the newspaper (which I was looking at only a month ago) and everything about the scrolls and his death. It's not a bunch of bullshit.

I've heard of Harry potter, and I wouldn't go around preaching that that was true. I don't hate you as a person, I just don't understand why you hate the Idea of God so much. Let me ask you this, Was Jesus a good man with morals who spoke the truth, a liar, or a psycho? Because if he was a good man with morals, he was neither of the other two. If he was not a good man with morals, he was both of the other things. I believe he was a good man with morals, who told the truth and WAS the son of god. Because, If I were him, and I knew I wasn't the son of god, I would tell the people to stop nailing my wrists to the cross. I would think that he would too.

2007-04-12 [The Voice of Difference]: It's called a revolution, there always have to be sacrifices.

I'm sorry if I seem to hate you, I don't mean to sound that way, I simply have an intolerance for ignorance.

I didn't say you would, I said other people. But either way, if that is what children are brought up to believe, then that is the way they will think.

Yes, Jesus was a good man with morals, but just because some book says so, doesn't make it true.

Where are you getting your information? Is your mom sitting behind you and feeding you this?

If you really wanted to learn, the easiest way is to believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear. If it sounds remotely flawed, question it. Think of it like spelling, if it doesn't look right, it's most likely wrong, but if you take reliable resources, and use them, you may find out it's spelled right.

2007-04-12 [Looni Commanda]: I get most of my information from the rabbi I know. His name is jim, and we used to see him around all the time. He was actually a christian rabbi, but he still had jewish traditions.

My mom is a very religious person yes, and she does help me understand a lot of my questioning.
A while back, probably a year ago, I was questioning a lot of things. Things that... didn't look right. For instance, I didn't understand how it could possibly be true that a man named Jesus Christ actually walked on the earth, or even merely existed. But when I started talking to the rabbi and pasters, they explained things to me that cleared some of the questions. Things that didn't seem so clear, suddenly were. It was yes, like you said, spelling. Nothing looked right.

I don't want to try and pull you from your beliefs, and I really enjoy hearing what you have to say actually. Because it shows me that you are a deeper thinker than most others. You question, and you are curious. more of the "Why" kind of person. I totally agree with this philosophy. No one asks "why" anymore, and I don't understand that. People are indeed, just believing because 'they told me too'. I have a lot to say,... but I can't spit it out in words on paper. It seems so clear to me when I think, but when i'm talking... it comes out in blabber lol. But when I have help, it is easier.

2007-04-13 [Nekko fox]: Okay...honestly. I haven't been on Elfpack in some time...but here I am, thanks to my brother here, Rauel. How you doing there, mate? Anyway, I am seriously forced to agree with Rauel on this one. Did yo0u not listen to a word he said? "Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear." So, thusly, "JIM" shouldn't sway your opinion, or should you bring up this man at all. You had trouble believing that Jesus Christ was a real person? HONESTLY! It's not so hard believing that SOMEONE is named Jesus. That point is moot. Hel, Mexicans name their kids Jesus ALL THE TIME! What you SHOULD be question is the fact that he was "Born of a virgin", "Walked on Water", "Fed an Army of Ten-Thousand with a loaf of bread and ONE fish" "Cured the blind, the sick, the crippled", "Turned water into wine"...Simply put, it's not a matter of people questioning his existence...it's the fact that our ancestors made up BULLSHIT STORIES, and yes, I mean STORIES, about this man, things that couldn't possibly happen without either having a blinding level of faith that borders zealotry, or just being a complete dunderpate. We just discussed this matter; you know, the one about "Believing half of what you see, and nothing what you hear?" Do you remember that? Honestly? Because we brought it up earlier. And what is the bible? Let's break that word down. First off, the word "Bible" is a greek word, derived from the word Biblios, meaning "Book." False advertising people. Bible means book. Not HOLY Book. Just book. That's it. The problem is....it is comprised of sixty-six books. (Six hundred books away from an evil number...fun! ^_^). The next problem, is that this book, is over two-thousand years old. A little out dated, to say the least. And everyone likes to add a little something when you retell a story, right? Exactly...a two thousand year old book, must have been edited more than just a little. Next off; Aren't there SIX different forms of the bible? Okay, so which one should we be following mindlessly this month? Next on the agenda is te matter of OTHER RELIGIONS! Do you realize, that Christianity, and it's MULTITUDES of denominations, have only been around for more or less four thousand years? If that? So, thusly, WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE BEFORE CHRISTIANITY?! Are they all in hell? Seems a bit harsh for God being a lazy sombitch that won't send down a messiah for the ignorant masses for thousands and thousands of years...Next up, you brought up the whole "Jesus got nailed to a cross, stabbed, then deposited in a deep hole, the covered with a rock." Lovely little story, great to tell the kids, can't wait for the movie. BUT! Why is that we celebrate this whole ordeal on Easter? Please, spare me the diatribe about Jesus being resurrected on that day, blah-da-blah-da-blah. Bull. First off, no one was there to witness this "Resurrection". Next, would you kindly explain why this "resurrection" conveniently lands on the pagan holiday of the spring equinox? It's the same matter of Christmas. You know, the celebration of Jesus' birth and all that on the 25th of December? So, why is that according to all religious accounts, the Oh Holy Son of the One God, was born in the summer? Nice. A little mishap in the birthdays there? No matter. I just want to understand why it is that His birthday had been moved six months backward to conveniently overlap with the pagan holiday celebrating the winter solstice. Do we see a running theme here? Perhaps you should go back, move the fucking' holidays back to where they belong so that your ancestor's blatant disregard for other religions, their xenophobia, and their subjugation of the masses stop pissing on other peoples boots. And I need to bring this up because I had been reading the string between you and my brother. Very moving. Especially the part about your late parent's seeing Jesus. Do you know that it is scientically proven that when the body and the mind are put under extreme duress, you stop and draw a blank. Your brain literally freezes, and goes into a kind of 'screensaver' mode, where you essentially go to your own little happy place. Some people would describe this as an 'out of body experience', but all it is, is just your mind being unable to cope with the facts of life for the moment. That's why people see Jesus; I'm sure Buddhists see Buddha, Hindu's see Genisha, and Islamics see Mohammad. And for your mother's dreams, I'm sorry but that doesn't prove jack. It's another proven fact that people canNOT remember word for word discussion from even twelve hours previous, much less the other day. Next, is that the same applies to dreams. It's called exaggeration and emphasis on plot. Not to mention the Wizards first rule; People are stupid. People will believe ANYTHING, either because they WANT it to be true, or they fear it to be true. Thusly, people, the Romans, feared the ressurection of Jesus. Others WANTED him to be resurrected. Like the passage above quotes "Man is the most dangerous creature; it is the only one that can fool itself." So, my suggestion is to stop believing 'Jim', stop talking to yer mum and listening to her avid discussions with the Son, and starts connecting a few neural pathways and forming ORIGINAL THOUGHTS, rather than regurgitating the mindless apocraphyl of your up-bringing. Okay, back to you Rauel.

2007-04-13 [Nekko fox]: Oh, and here's a fun link to check out for you. Look up Jesus while your in there. You'll get a few giggles out of it...or fall into a fuming rage at the injustice of it all...either way, I've said my piece.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bible

2007-04-13 [The Voice of Difference]: "76. Jesus 

The most famous cult leader in the history of the world. Led billions of people (alive or dead) to believe in the largest scam of all time. He was nailed to a piece of wood merely because crucifiction was extremely popular back then and because he was persecuted for seemingly impossible ideals. The bible is no more real than Lord of the Rings or Star Trek."
                           -From Urbandictionary.com

As from above, and I have more to say later.

2007-04-13 [Looni Commanda]: You still haven't swayed me in my beliefs.

I didn't actually personally talk with jim, because Usually it was my mother that talked to him. In fact, just a couple of minutes ago I was talking to her. Jesus was killed on a cross, And I don't know how to prove it. Even if there is the theory that he is imaginary, and I get comfort knowing he is there and I will go somewhere good, I like to stick with it. I find little things that catch my like a fish on a hook when I read scripture.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but may I jsut ask a question?
Hebrew was the correct text that the bible was written in. Not greek, or Roman. but Hebrew. Do any of you study hebrew? I know I bring my mom into this alot, (because yes I do trust her. She brought me into this world, and my life goes on good so far). She studies a lot of hebrew, and I want to ask you a question. Do you?
In hebrew, Joshua, (or in hebrew it is pronounced Yeshua), means salvation. Joshua, is Later in hebrew pronounced Jesus. And Here is one thing that I like to bring up.
Children, like you said believe in the fairy tale of santa. Yes, Santa is not real. But, in a way he is.
The children know, there is someone that is going to leave a gift of love under a christmas tree, and when they open it, they will most likely love it. They get gifts on christmas, that their parents gave them. Yes, the parents tell them that 'santa' gave the gifts to them, but the kids don't know it was the parent. The only thing they don't know, is the true destination, and the identity it came from. But they do know that they are going to recieve something with love. Jesus, is yes as you put it, a comfort. And bringing up the moral thing, if he wasn't telling the truth, he was lying. So would it be a lie, if he said 'I am the son of god'? The new testiment shows us that he died on the cross to save us from our sins, so that we would be promised salvation. God sent us this man, so that we would be saved. That is what we were promised, and in every way, Yes i do believe he was the son that God sent.

Going to your birthday thing, yes I admit that is true. His birthday was not in December, you are totally correct that it was indeed in the summer area.

I know that my mom seeing jesus doesn't proove anything, but with the knowledge (which I can't seem to interpret fully still) that I have so far, I like to believe she was seeing something. Yes, I do also admit that it might have been a 'happy place' for her lol. I know that you guys probably think that I am pissed at you and moaning and complaining about you being atheist (if thats... what you call this? really sorry if I'm incorrect) but really I do enjoy speaking with you, because you look deeper into things that others. Asking why is good... and it's a sign that you are intelligent people. We need more intellegence around. (I wish I could say I was intellegent... but I aint lol I try)

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